Avalon

Revamping

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Oh so the one-week of revamping has slowly passed. I really must thank those people who have helped out in one way or another, those who were busy doing the barcodes for the library, those who helped out with the spring-cleaning, those who decorated the boards and yes, most of all, I must take this brilliant opportunity to thank those who added some flavour to the whole event by issuing some "beautiful" remarks.

Seriously I really think we (lep club) should go home and reflect on ourselves. Let's see, we are trying to instill a new order and corrupt the present system. We have daringly exploited our fellow LEP mates by collecting huge sums of money that no purpose is stated although two stacks of notes have appeared out of nowhere in each person's pigeon hole. Whoa! So nobody enquired why there were miraculous notes found in pigeon holes but there is full-to-bursting inquisition with regards to why we collect money at such high frequency that amounts to like twice to thrice per year. Incredulous! Yeah so we have tried to embezzle LEP funds and divert them to our own pockets. We have involved so many busy people, who would otherwise be able to spend their time wisely by sleeping at home or paying a routine trip to town, or even stealing time of their meticulously planned slacking schedule, in mindless plans that totally serve no purpose. Here I would like to offer my deepest, heartfelt apologies to those who feel that we have in one way or another, made use of all the innocent people in LEP, to achieve our ends and fulfill our evil scheme. I will see to it that we will pay dearly for our selfish and audacious acts that would undermine and compromise LEP welfare. Sorry to those innocent people who just got ripped off so badly.

改良改良，越改越凉啊！

Envoy of the Stars @ 6:31 PM
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