Saturday, September 09, 2006

戴眼镜一天带着爸爸送给他的玩具模型飞机上学去,赶着在同学们面前夸耀。

“这架(看了看模型证件)F-XX飞行战斗机可是我爸爸买给我的,全世界只有一架。”

说话也比平日大声。

同学贾厉害想也不想就插嘴:“真的吗?”

不需运用大脑随便就能说出口的最经典文句不过如此。

戴眼镜一听有人挑衅,气势先自减弱三分,人也矮了半截,但毕竟见过这样的大场面,强自镇定,声量不降反升:“(干咳)哦,你是听错了吧。我是说全亚洲啦。全亚洲。”

大伙也没注意听他,几十双眼睛只是在注意他手上的模型飞机。

这时老师走进课室,看到大家连看都没看过来,虽然早已起立,但没有行礼的打算,刚才被校长叫去训话受的气也就从丹田升到胸腔之上。

问明情况后,立刻就是一句:“戴眼镜!谁准你带那东西来这里炫耀的。这叫耀武扬威,知道吗?”

戴眼镜莫名其妙被骂,潜意识地低头摆出一副只有小学生会摆的委屈姿势,但接近发育期开始叛逆的个性致使他突然问道:“那... 那... 国庆日庆典看到那么多飞机和坦克,听爸爸说庆典还有在别的国家播出,那我们是不是在耀武扬威?”

老师想都没想。

“不。这叫展览。”

Envoy of the Stars @ 4:38 PM
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