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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

自昨日联合晚报摘录
An excerpt from yesterday's Lian He Wan Bao

西方研究： “看到金发妹，男人脑变空”。
According to a Western research, "A man's mind tend to go blank at the sight of a blond girl."

法国研究发现：男性面对金发美女时，会下意识认为对方较笨，结果头脑也因此变得不灵光。
A French research have discovered that when males come across blonds, the former will subconsciously view the latter as being dumber, and end up losing their heads as well.
男性朋友请注意："金发尤物"不见得笨，但却可能让男人变笨。因为男性面对金发美女时，会认为自己在与资质较为钝者打交道，也因此自己变笨。
All male friends please take note: Blond beauties are not necessarily dumb, but are capable of making guys go dumb. This is because when males come face to face with attractive blond women, they believe themselves to be communicating with a slightly more dimwitted person, and become influenced as a result.

科学家给男性进行常识性测验时发现，若他们先看过金发女星的照片，测验成绩将比较差。
In the process of giving out IQ tests to males, scientists realised that if male candidates were to see pictures of blond stars prior to the test, results will turn out worst than usual.

人们行为举止常会下意识地受对方影响，就金发女性的例子而言，因为她们常给人没大脑的印象，因此具备让男人做出没大脑的潜力。
Our actions and behaviour are often subconsciously affected by the opposite party. Following the example of Blonds, due to the impression of being mindless they tend to give people, they are hence able to make men commit potential mindless acts.

所以给我们的启示是:
What we have learnt:

1. 先入为主的概念是危险的。不要聪明反被聪明误，尤其是对女人。
1. First impression is a dangerous concept. Do not be outsmarted by yourself, especially where women are concerned.

2. 我从没想过没大脑也是有潜力的。
2. I have never known that mindlessness has its own potential.

3. 男人是遇强则强，遇弱则弱的。再者，男人本色。
3. Males grow stronger in the face of strong opposition, but weakens upon seeing a weaker opponent. On another note, this is the true colours of males.

4. 读此报道的女性可作三个选择：（一）不再染发，支持黑色，以拥有黑发为荣，以免被误解。（二）立刻染头金发，希望被误解，以次进一步轻易征服男人。（三）笑。一切尽在不言中。
4. Female readers may choose one of these options: Firstly, to quit dying your hair, and support original black hair, (say no to piracy?) and take pride in spotting black hair (it's the current trend isn't it?), to prevent misconceptions. Secondly, Dye your hair immediately, hope to be misunderstood (as being stupid), and head out for ~~world~~ male domination. Thirdly, laugh it off. Truth lies within the unspoken.

5. 男人如果不要栽跟头，沦为难人，（落难的人）就最好紧记色字头上一把刀。尤其留意黄色（黄真乃罪魁祸首：黄汤、黄色文化，所以更要扫黄），不要中美人计。本人特此贴心以双语将这信息公告天下男性，
To all fellow guys, if you do not want to Be especially wary of the colour yellow. (yellow sure is the root of all evil: Wine (yellow in colour?), porn, we really must rid ourselves of yellow culture. Chants "Yellow, yellow dirty fellow".. ) Don't be trapped by lethal seduction. Here I specially do a bilingual post to spread the ~~love~~ word to guys everywhere.

何不来点练习？
How about some practice then?

有变笨吗？
Find your IQ dropping by a few points?

Envoy of the Stars @ 5:01 PM
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