魔鬼训练
Friday, November 23, 2007
目前处于单身的，可以参考此意见：
可曾听过天绝地灭终极追女仔魔鬼训练？所谓不经一番寒彻骨，哪得梅花扑鼻香，只要下定决心，决不回头，破釜沉舟，定有上岸的一天。
准备好了吗？那就听好了。
在两天之内，跟100个路上碰到的异性搭讪。记得一定要撑到最后，不要放弃。觉得不可能？本人考虑到由于时间缘由，所以特别加入几个额外bonus。凡搭讪身旁有伴的异性，算两个；如果搭讪阿姨级异性，算三个。
到达第一百位数时，即功德圆满，保证你练得厚颜无耻，老少不分，口若悬河，麻木不仁，经验丰富，越挫越勇。练成后必定风云变色，天摇地动，情圣称号，非你莫属。
练此功者须知：对异样眼光逆来顺受、如果要找身边有人陪的异性，请避开看似有暴力倾向的男伴侣、勉强是没有幸福的，失败再来，天涯何处无芳草、但小心被控性骚扰、更要忍受被认为是精神病，不过这也是一种关心... ...
希望有心者马到成功，修成正果。结果如何，切勿找我。
Idea摘自九把刀《爱情，两好三坏》，经本人篡改
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