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Thursday, July 09, 2009
啃饭盒时偶然注意到铺在桌上残缺不全的报纸刊登的一则新闻。
报道指出台北婚姻介绍所作出一项调查，大致如下：求婚成功率最高的求婚词，第一名是：“你花容渐萎衰，乌漆头发也灰白，我依然如当初，永远对你又敬又爱...”
第二名则是能说出“把财产过给你”，这样就能抱得美人归。
而求婚把话说到心坎里，想当新郎就不难，为避免把人生大事给搞砸，有些话像是“我妈说挑个日子结一结”、“爸妈觉得我们年纪不小，应该结婚了”、“你以后对我父母一定不错”，这种把父母抬出来的求婚词，恐怕就不易成功。
另外，像“既然我们都单身，干脆在一起”、“再不结婚，要当高龄产妇吗？”、或者“当我孩子的妈”诸如此类把女友当女佣的话，最令人反感。
我心想：哪个白痴或白目会在求婚时拿父母做催婚符... 实在也脚踏实地得太没有情趣了。还是上述那两个金句厉害，前者软硬兼施，后者简单直接，名列着事实摆在眼前，爱你在心口也开了，怎会不成功。当以之为借鉴。
Envoy of the Stars @ 9:36 PM
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